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26. Stubborn. Grumpy. Egocentric. I like almost everything.


Estos tipos vuelven con sus bromas macabras, esta vez con la hija del demonio.

Be with someone who calms you and excites you at the same time. Someone who makes you want to sleep and stay up all night with, someone who’s your shelter but also intimidates you, someone who can be both your sun and your rain.


me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

(Source: j6, via telapathetic)